Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022

Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.

Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.

by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011

weenie syndrome

When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.

Man that Kendall girl is suffering from weenie syndrome tonight

by Noweeniesyndromehere February 21, 2016

Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021

weenie wack shack

A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending

does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?

by Bradley S. July 20, 2017

Chicken Weenie

A person that's too scared or shy to do stuff. They have no guts. Not very outgoing. A very strong insult. Seriously.

Word created by Genesis Naomi Miranda

"What? Your scared of tripping on your shoelaces? Lol pft. Chicken Weenie"

by Garbage0001 March 2, 2019