an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.
"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."
by Rusty504 March 1, 2006
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A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.
Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.
by Brian Harvey November 10, 2005
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A term used by immigrants who speak minimal english in reference to those who cross the U.S.border first.
"Jose crossed the border before la migra caught the rest of us.He's a 'WEENER' !
by Jeff8A November 25, 2007
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a small rodent that has the speed of a cheetah and the flair of a wombat.
the thunders cats
by Adam Scott-Gobin March 11, 2003
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It couldnt b any more simple...no man has a smaller manhood thn him...

Miles Robinson
jus look down his pants..omfg! ahahahaha! pmsfl! u got a magnifying glass to hand?! Hes such a weener
by s August 5, 2004
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