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Wedgewood Middle School 

Appearntly here at this school.
You can get away with Sexual Assault, but not hugging! Cause appearntly hugging = Sexual Assault
"Wedgewood Middle School? Oh shit- Yeah that place is fucking dumb."

Edgewood Middle School 

Middle school in Highland Park that’s filled with different weird cliques. The Naughty Nine, Scoot Crew, and Bagel Squad. They’re all just rich, privileged kids. Most of them are just super rude to the teachers. Also, if you’re not Jewish you’re not cool. Everyone is Jewish. There’s like, 20 BM’s per month. I’ve heard there’s some private school jewish girls obsessed with our school. There’s no AC. It literally sucks. If you’re moving to Highland Park, don’t come to Edgewood.
Person 1: Dang, she’s cute. What school does she go to?
Person 2: Edgewood Middle School.

Person 1: Oh she’s ugly

edgewood middle school 

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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