wedge salad 

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

wedge salad by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

Wedge Salad 

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

Wedge Salad by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018

Wedge salad 

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

Wedge salad by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

Wedge salad 

An ass eating only 69

wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.

Wedge salad by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

Wedge Salad 

A sexually pleasing wedgie.

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

Wedge Salad by Cmananator May 31, 2022

Wedge Salad 

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

Wedge Salad by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

Salad Wedge 

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.

Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.

Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017