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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning 

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
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weber shkuba

when your donkey acidently licks your penis to the point where its a nub the a milk lady wips out her boob s and eats your ass
hey i just god weber shkubd

oh my mom had a weber shkuba last week
weber shkuba by Quiner March 10, 2021

Weber State University 

A public university located in Ogden, Utah. Founded in 1889 as the Weber Stake Academy, a Mormon High School, it became a junior college in 1933, a 4 year college in 1964 and a full university in 1991. Its mascot is the Wildcat, and some famous alumni include NBA Great Damian Lillard, Founder of Marriott Hotels J. Willard Marriott and creator of the synthetic diamond Tracy Hall.
"I go to Weber State University"

"What's that?"
"It's the school Damian Lillard went to"

"Oh ok"

carrie palmer weber middle school 

Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School is one of the best middle schools ever. The grades range from 6-8. The teachers are amazing! They make you do there work but they teach it in a very fun way!
You - Hey.... my kid next year is going Weber. Any recommendations of what school to go to?
Me - Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School.

Salty Weber 

masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.
When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.
Salty Weber by uber great August 26, 2007

Swallowed a Weber 

A Weber is a barbeque grill and has a rounded lid. Anyone who is fat with a big, rounded stomach is said to have "swallowed a Weber" because the round stomach resembles the lid of a Weber.
Look at Al, it looks like he's swallowed a Weber!

Stefanie Weber 

the store manager from “Legally Blonde

-very pretty

-loves weddings likes lord of the rings
-iconic style
-takes care of her best cliententele
pov: stefanie weber just brought you spicy mango from 7/11