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Wave Whacking 

When in an aquatic environment, such as a hot tub or pool, you and your bros take turns vigorously waving your hand in the direction of a bro's genital region to stimulate sexual gratification. This is best done when there is no female present. To clear up any discrepancies about ones sexual orientation, the act of wave whacking is non-homosexual, because there is no physical contact with the other bros body.

see also: dutch rudder
So the other day in the hot tub, Jerry was feeling down about himself because of a girl, so I helped a brotha out and gave him a wave whacking.

When my friends and I have a rough week in school, we take turns wave whacking each other in the hot tub.

After a late unsuccessful night at the club, sometimes you need a bro to wave whack with.
Wave Whacking by DJ Didyomom January 1, 2012
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wavewacking 

To engage in the high tech sport that is particle physics.
The boffins at CERN are wavewacking again to "probe the fundamental structure of the particles that make up everything".
wavewacking by curiouslyfearless November 14, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026