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Wattsburg 

bascially the Hick capitol of the world. if you want to be able to enjoy the great smell of cow manure, this would be a great place to visit. no recreations nothing to visit just another mistake by erie. and the closest thing that is close to interesting is French Creek. so basically if you want to visit a shithole visit Wattsburg and say hello to a couple of Hicks who problably will be driving next to you on the road with their tractors.
Let's go to Wattsburg and visit Farmer Browm
Wattsburg by HickMan 31 January 30, 2009
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Waterburger

See Whataburger.

The Brown communities term for Whataburger.
Shi, man. I'm Starvin.' Let's get some Waterburger.
Waterburger by Joe May 30, 2004

Wartburg 

A college in Waverly, Iowa. Located in the Northeastern part of the state, it provides an excellent liberal arts education.
I go to Wartburg College. It's cold as hell in the winter.
Wartburg by Micah Manary October 30, 2007

Wartburg College 

A decidedly third-rate college located in the cousin-fucking capital of Iowa, Waverly. Well larded with meatheads, UNI dropouts, and folks too stupid or too fat to matriculate at Luther College in nearby Decorah, or with those big shots up at St. Olaf. (And, really, just how sad is that to contemplate?) Local residents are known as "Warts"--think condylomata acuminata or other human papillomaviri of the anogenital variety--and quite predictably answer to the mating call "Warts Suck!" Decent football team averaged over 37 points per game in 2010, and remarkably (for the Warts, anyway) featured 11 players who could also count, unaided, to 37.
Central blows and Coe swallows, but man, those Warts really suck.

Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
Wartburg College by Norseman83 December 20, 2010

Rattsburgers 

1. A condition when someone is very loud and extremely offensive to all those around them.

2. When someone lacks basic hygene and social skills.

3. A racist who is also a sexual deviant with homosexual tendencies
I can not believe Raymond at the bar last night! He was smelly and all he did was scream racial slurs and deep throat pickles He must a serious case of Rattsburgers....
Rattsburgers by FATHER STEPHEN October 7, 2012

Waterburger

The wet version of a camel toe! When a woman gets out of the water and her swim suited front bum is wet, it is known as a “Waterburger”!
Joel: “Hey Mark, check out that hot chick getting out of the pool!”
Mark: “She’s fit as fuck!”
Pete: “LOOK AT HER WATERBURGER!!”
Waterburger by Coondawgs November 20, 2017

Wartburg College 

Wartburg college is a 4 year private school in Waverly, Iowa. It is in the IIAC and is easily the best school in that conference. The worst is Central College in Pella, Iowa, but that is a whole nothing story. Those people down there are just odd.
The QB on the Central football team:"Wow Wartburg College just kicked our butts again, I wish I was good enough to play there, I also wish that the girls at Central were as good as the Wartburg girls. I got freakin crabs from these Central girls."