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Ukrainian Waterballoon

When an uncircumcised man squeezes his foreskin over the tip of his penis and starts to urinate causing his closed foreskin to fill up like a water balloon
"Yo i got bored while I was pissing last night so I gave myself a Ukrainian waterballoon"

waterballoon 

A secret codeword for condoms, used in times when the word condom is not suitable for use. Such as in the company.
John: Hey, you got the 'waterballoons'.
Matt: Oh yeah!
waterballoon by Digital Native November 23, 2009

waterballoon 

when an uncircumsized male pulls the foreskin of his dick over his knob and starts to pee. the foreskin then inflates to a decent size (about a handful)thus resembling a waterballoon. although rare, this is single handedly the most disgusting and humerous thing ever created
"gebraldo decided to scare his girlfriend into thinking he had a terminal tumor located on the knob of his cock. So he whipped it out and waterballooned that shit"
waterballoon by 2 Fresh June 15, 2008

waterballon 

a sexual act when one urinates into a womens vagina filling her up like a waterballon
last nite i was having sex and an my husband did the waterballon he peed in me
waterballon by keys/cheffric November 11, 2010

Waterlol 

Word used as a synonym for Waterloo located in Ontario. Can also refer to the nearby schools in the area.
Person 1: Anyone know what happened to Chang?
Person 2: Ya hes moved schools and now hes in Waterlol.

Person 1: Waterlol lost in football again today.
Person 2: They even have a football team?
Waterlol by waterlol January 2, 2012

waterballoned 

That painful sensation when your balls feel like they're going to pop after getting squished on a hard object, simulating the appearance of a water ballon being over zealously squeezed.
"Bob almost waterballoned his nuts getting off his mountain bike, damn bicycle seats"
waterballoned by Elder Skywalker December 23, 2015
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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