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Thompson's Water Sealer 

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls 

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

Devil's water 

Devil's water - alcohol
while under the influence of the devil's water...
Devil's water by author December 10, 2006

rita's water ice 

the best water ice in the world. you can only find the good stuff philly.
I eat Rita's water ice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
rita's water ice by JEN April 1, 2005

Gnat's-Water 

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.
"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"
Gnat's-Water by karientoch March 14, 2019

devil's water 

1: (n) When one is in a state of love or deep longing for another person physically. "Going out" with somebody. This is usually due to the yearning for another person in one's life, not for the actual liking of one person. Commonly known as "Drinking the Devil's water" or "Bathing in the Devil's water". It is called "the Devil's water" because of the fact that lust and sex are sins.

2: (n) A river in Northumberland, England.
"My 11 year old sister has friends with boyfriends, now she thinks she needs one!"
"Be careful, you wouldn't want her drinking the devil's water too early."

"Have you been to Devil's Water in England?"
"Why would I go there? That is just a small tributary."
devil's water by Thomas Anonymous January 12, 2009