Waste baste 

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

Waste baste by Zonal K September 24, 2019

Waste and Baste 

In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.

1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.

The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:

1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!

And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:

5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.

I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!

Waste and Baste by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011

wasted basted 

wasted as fuck at Quinnipiac University

I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.

wasted basted by jakab October 25, 2007

Wastebasketing 

The act of quickly jumping up off of your partner to dispense your cum into a wastebasket instead of on your partner.

"I was fucking Brian last night and just as he was going to cum, the bastard went wastebasketing."

Wastebasketing by Sadistic1JJ August 22, 2009

wastewasteman 

a man that is a bit more then wasteman, but far less then wastewastewasteman.

max reiser is a wastewasteman

wastewasteman by Peter Ian STAKER February 17, 2008

prudent wastebasket 

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot (like the pedal of a wastebasket) and he makes a basket while she's screaming in pain.

Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

prudent wastebasket by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Wastemaster 6000 

A fictional product that costs a lot of money to purchase and to maintain, and wastes resources. It either serves no practical purpose or greatly exceeds the needs of the user.

Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.

The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.

Stanly Prickmeyer: Hey Joe, do you like my new barbeque? It puts out 800 000 BTU and consumes 50 gallons of propane per second. I can roast an elephant from 70 yards!

Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?

Wastemaster 6000 by fox August 28, 2005