wankles

similar to cankles but refers to older ladies who also have wrinkled tights around their ankles.

Oh dear, I wish Grandma would pull her tights up, she has terrible wankles.

by EyesOfRuby April 21, 2009

rip van wankle

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.

I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.

by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.

Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat

by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

Wankles

Water on the ankles. Similar to cankles but they are caused by fluid overload.

Most likely causes are from dialysis treatments, Congestive Heart Failure, Anuria, exceeding daily recommended fluid restriction (I.e. 1500cc/day), skipping dialysis treatments or having not enough fluid “pulled” during treatment, kidney failure.

Treatment is dialysis or elevation of the feet slightly above the heart.

“Mom, those aren’t cankles, those are wankles.”

by SaraM3 December 14, 2019

Wankles

A portmanteau of WEAK and ANKLES.

"Doctor, my ankle has swollen up again."
"You got Wankles mate"

by DangerGnome April 16, 2021

wankle

v. to commit a bumbling act with negative effects, such as one might expect to be perpetrated by a wanker

Our crystal-clear HD reception is history ever since that TV man wankled the connection.

by dmm8686 March 1, 2010

wankle

when a women’s thighs meet her waist, similar to a cankle

that girls stomach is wankled

by icycube October 2, 2018