Wanker Sore 

Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.

Why are you walking funny?

I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!

Wanker Sore by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011

Wanker Sore 

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much

ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."

Wanker Sore by MikeF88 March 8, 2011

Wankel sores 

The pain you feel in your wallet after your rotary engine blows.

Guy 1: "Damn yo, my wallet hurts after my RX-8 blew up."
Guy 2: "Man, you got Wankel sores..."

Wankel sores by RXG8r4 December 18, 2008