when we start counting 1 second , 2 second , 3 second , we could start counting the 1 second in the middle that the actually second has turned , so how can all the england be at the same time period when we can start counting 1 second , half way through the second has actually been turned to ..
jess ; 1 second , 2 second , 3 second

george : you just proved jess walton’s theory
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A man with tiny genitals.
No girl likes a Chris Walton.
Person 1: "Hey you know Chris Walton?"
Person 2: "Yea, the one with the small cock?"
Person 1: "Yea thats the guy!"

And..."Chris Walton is it in yet???!!!"
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A school full of kids who smoke weed , freshmen dating seniors , juuling in the bathroom , and ass sports teams, especially in basketball and soccer.
Person #1 : We lost our game last night 46-2.
Person #2 : Oh , so you go to Walton High School?
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Is an actor who stared on Euphoria as (Ashtray) and became famous ever since and everyone love him because of his bright smile and also acting.
He might seen like a bad/gangster kid in Euphoria but he is really not he is really sweet and can light up your day with him just looking at you and smiling and maybe even waving at you!
"I wish i could meet Javon Wanna Walton in Real life face to face."
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Another term for Wal-Mart, used by those who detest it. The term Walton Hyphen Market has six letters in each word, thus forming the Mark of the Beast, 666. This is quite amusing to those who equate The Wal-Mart Corporation to Satan.
Chad: We should protest and get that new Walton Hyphen Market closed down.

Eric: Let's make picket signs, all we need is some cardboard, markers and boards... Hell, we can probably get all that at Wal-Mart and save some time.

Chad: Yeah, then later we can rip-off jokes from Seth MacFarlen and post them on teh interwebz.
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Fort Walton Beach Highschool. Home of the Vikings. Where people tend to get butthhurt for having shitty sports programs! And if that doesn’t get you excited, you should see the cheerleaders, but we don’t know to go there because we know. We know that teams around the county have owned them time and time again. They spent all their money on their school stadium so now they have no money to afford janitors or toilet paper.
Some cool guy that’s not from Fort: Hey is that the cheerleader from fort?
Other cool guy also not from Fort: Yea dude, how’d you know?
First cool guy: I can smell her from the other side of the stands. Definition: Fort Walton Beach Highschool is a bunch of dumbasses.
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The act of inserting an air compressor nozzle into a goat's asshole, and using the now inflated goat as a sexual toy.
"Did you hear Randy's renting out his air compressor? Only condition is that you have to wash it off before returning it."

"Yeah, turns out the Walton Blow Up Doll is a popular thing here in Walton."
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