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Walt's Balls

A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.
Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.
by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009
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Walt's Day Out

A strange and rare pornographic film that is very hard to locate.It involves Walt Disney going around Disneyland Park having sexual intercourse with random guests by bribeing them with lifetime tickets.It is often disscused wether or not this film really exists or not, but it has been proven that it exists, for only a handful of copys were ever created, but some bootleggers have made digital dvd copies.It was said to be made in 1961,5 years before Walt Disneys death, suprisingly, he was 60 years old when having sexual intercourse with all of these people.
A strange pornographic film called Walt's Day Out
by strangedisneyfacts June 2, 2009
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walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
by fanboy January 1, 2004
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faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"
by GumboSoup April 5, 2003
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Walt Whitman's sampler

A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
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walt disney shit

An explosion of poo most common when not shitting for a day or after thanksgiving dinner
Damn I'm about to take a Walt Disney shit after dinner
by Sir Yapps January 17, 2017
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Walt Disney Shit

When a person takes a bowel movement and then brakes into song and dance about a friend in me, being our guest, or getting down to business to defeat the Huns.

When you’re taking a shit and wish upon a star at the same time.

A term said by your grandpa (Brandon Rogers) when he’s trying to get you an empty stall to poop in at DisneyWorld.
“Pause Mulan! I gotta take a Walt Disney Shit!”

The new Mulan ain’t gonna have MooShu. Ain’t that a Walt Disney Shit”
by Doctor Quiet August 30, 2019
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