by SlobRoach June 9, 2020
A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.
Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.
by #1SouthernGrace February 21, 2014
Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.
by Bad Billy December 1, 2003
Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012
Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!
Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!
Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!
by Coldblooded October 7, 2016
by melonmango January 24, 2016
Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.
Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.
Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.
by BigJay65 February 24, 2011