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Walking Bus 

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.
I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.
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walking bush

A term referring to a sniper who is moving while wearing a ghillie suit.
Blake: "haha do you see that sniper walking on that ridge over there?"

Jorgie: (sarcastically) haha what are you talking about man thats a walking bush!
walking bush by R4GE I NINJA November 12, 2009

Bush Wacking 

A slang term or substitution for the meaning of somebody having sex with a girl, preferably with a large "bush".
-"Hey Jim, wana go bush wacking? I know some fine ladies"

-"I know of a few bushes we can wack, if you're interested"
Bush Wacking by beautroses November 4, 2011

Bush Wacking 

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.
Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"
Bush Wacking by jolust June 11, 2006

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.
Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?