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Walking Bus 

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.
I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.
Walking Bus by FixerOfficial860 July 29, 2024
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walking bush

A term referring to a sniper who is moving while wearing a ghillie suit.
Blake: "haha do you see that sniper walking on that ridge over there?"

Jorgie: (sarcastically) haha what are you talking about man thats a walking bush!
walking bush by R4GE I NINJA November 12, 2009

Bush Wacking 

A slang term or substitution for the meaning of somebody having sex with a girl, preferably with a large "bush".
-"Hey Jim, wana go bush wacking? I know some fine ladies"

-"I know of a few bushes we can wack, if you're interested"
Bush Wacking by beautroses November 4, 2011

Bush Wacking 

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.
Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"
Bush Wacking by jolust June 11, 2006

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.
Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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