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Wakulla County 

Wakulla County is located smack in the middle of the Florida Panhandle, right below Leon County and Tallahassee. Also referred to as "Willkillya County" and "The County". Damn near everyone is nice and will give you a wave when you drive by. Lots of dirt roads. Home to Wakulla Springs State Park, where the original Tarzan and Creature From The Black Lagoon were filmed many years ago. Recently received a Wal-Mart and McDonalds a few years ago. Famous people from Wakulla COunty.... well, Jeff Shields has the band Stereoside touring the country and promoting the release of their album "So Long".... And there was that one kid that went on to play football at FSU and then on to the Miami Dolphins special teams. Anyhow, you will find your mix of all kinds of people in Wakulla, which is generally quite about 99% of the year. With a few beaches on the Gulf, it's a nice place to relax and eat some boiled peanuts which you bought off the side of the road.
redneck 1 - "Whatcha doing later, Earl?"
redneck 2 - "Gunna head down to Wakulla County and shoot me a deer."
Wakulla County by Raoul McCool January 28, 2009
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Wakulla County 

A very small redneck community, just south of NoWhere. The only things to do in Wakulla are to go huntin', fishin', and sometimes hangin out at the local Walmart. Wakulla is not receptive of the nerdier types, but the social classes of teenagers generally accept whores and/or sluts. Seriously, if you value your virginity don't come here.
Wakulla County- home to everything you want to avoid.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026