Wage Hyperslavery

An advanced form of wage slavery that fuses traditional wage exploitation with the total system of Hyperslavery—combining late-stage capitalism, gig economy precarity, consumerist ideology, social atomization, police state surveillance, AI monitoring, and systematically eroded labor rights into a seamless cage. The wage hyperslave is "free" in the formal sense—they chose this job, signed this contract, can quit anytime—but this freedom operates within a total system designed to make quitting impossible or suicidal. The wage is too low to save, too high to abandon; the monitoring is too pervasive to evade; the precarity is too total to resist; the alternatives have been systematically eliminated. Wage hyperslavery is what happens when the old "wage slave" metaphor becomes literal description: you work, you starve, you're watched, you're scored, you're disposable, and you're told you're free.

Example: "She worked sixty hours a week, still couldn't afford rent, was algorithmically monitored for bathroom breaks, had no healthcare, no sick days, no union, and was told she was lucky to have the opportunity—not wage slavery anymore, but Wage Hyperslavery."

Wage Hyperslavery by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008