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waffle cock 

a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.
That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!
waffle cock by Tom23543 December 22, 2006

Ginger waffle cock 

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!
Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

cock waffle 

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

Cock waffle 

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
Cock waffle by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cock waffle 

Being a fan of a very disliked team.
Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.
Cock waffle by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019

Office Cock Waffle 

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!