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When you completely and utterly destroy someone beyond recovery they have been watered
Sue had been game ended by Martin because he said “Why the fuck do you care then” therefore she was watered
Watered by Epic word guy September 8, 2019

Getting watered 

Synonym for "getting owned" A term that means you just lost at something. Used mostly on Halo: Reach.
*Halo post-game lobby*
Looser- "You guys are just camping noobs!"

Winner- "HAHAHAHA WHAT EVER NOOB YOU JUST GOT WATERED HAHAHAHAHA"

Looser- "Shut up noob"

Winner- "HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL GETTING WATERED SO MUCH?!?! ITS LIKE NOAH'S FLOOD UP IN HERE!"
Getting watered by Cbolt339 September 26, 2010

crops are watered 

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

watered down hipster 

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
watered down hipster by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015

Watered Down Sundae 

When a girl squirts on your face and in your mouth while eating her out, thus making a white-ish watered down sundae.
I was eating my girlfriend out last night and she gave me a Watered Down Sundae.

Oh dude gross!

watered down mustache 

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.
shaney@hboilers.com has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!
watered down mustache by harmicar August 23, 2008