ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

UMFS Wade

Fecal matter, originating from UMFS, the gets smeared on your dick after rough anal sex

I just had anal sex with a fat bald guy. I need to wash the UMFS Wade off my dick now

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019

Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.

by lardd June 8, 2013

Timothy Wade

A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.

Wade is what I aim to achieve. Timothy Wade

by Wade's first Victim August 22, 2011

Wade Robson

an ugly liar

A: Did you hear about that dude named Wade Robson?

B: Nah Fam, his name sounds ugly

by Prichael uwu March 13, 2019

Jason Wade

The lead singer of an amazing (and underrated) band Lifehouse. An incredibly talented writer, composer & singer. While he was growing up he went on mission trips with his parents until they split up & he relocated to California with his mother where he began writing & playing guitar. He met a future band member, Sergio, of Lifehouse where they began playing at local churches. Thus, Lifehouse was created.

Unfortunately, his incredibly good-looking body, sexy hair, and amazing voice, is taken by Braeden Wade since 2003.

Also, he has confirmed that he is Christian, however, Lifehouse is not a Christian band.

Bryce: Have you ever seen a more talented person than Jason Wade?

Ricky: Nah, man, I think he even has a better voice than Jesus!

by FromWhereYouAre May 16, 2010