Waddlers

Chubby people that don't know their eating limits.

The Waddlers took all the food

by Waddle On September 22, 2021

bling waddlers

or 'bling waddler' are words only applying to fat men between 35 and 45 who wear shorts, sandals and puffa jackets. The commonly tend to drive 'Ive-Got-An-Under-Sized-Penis' cars,Four by fours or minivans. They also are overly hairy, facially smug and wear Bluetooth's ear pods proudly as though they are rich Godlike men walking the streets. In actuality they are fat, waddling,hairy twats who'll end up with brain problems,drink problems and wives who only do it with them for the cash. Also they are probably closet homosexuals who film their neighbours kids through the cracks in the garden fence.

CHILD: Mummy, mummy why is that fat man walking like he needs a poo and what is that stupid f-ing thing in his ear.

MOTHER: Well son, that's what we call 'Bling Waddlers' or 'Bling Waddler'. I want you to stay away from people like that. I'm not prejudice but they are the work of Satan and you'll burn in the fires Hell if you ever become one of those. And that thing in his ear is something that lets the police know where the bastard is.

CHILD: (Scare witless) Okay Mummy, take your pills...

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 5, 2007

Cash Waddlers

A Male Dominant game that involves selecting poor hookers that are willing to perform any actions for some coin. The men involved constantly wave crisp $20 bills in front of the women to urge them to perform at their best. The sluts are tied down and stripped of any clothing they possess. Each is hooked up to rapid thrusting machine of obscene diameter that will cause great suffering and stretching (little to no lube is used). After one hour of repeated assaults the hookers are then told to walk with a beachball between their legs (waddling) to a pile of cash 50 yards away.

I can wait for the big event tonight down at the state park. I heard there are 20 sluts signed up for cash waddlers!

Wow, my wife just got back from cash waddlers and it looked like there was a bludgeoned gizzard hanging outside her underwear.

by gizzlybear22 December 1, 2009

waddler

A person whose obesity makes walking with a normal stride impossible, so that the person must wobble from side to side like a duck to go forward.

Did you see that waddler on the Maury Povich show this morning?

by Tabitha Catherine July 1, 2004

Twat Waddler

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.

Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"

by Siddius October 12, 2010

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

connecticut crab waddler

to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it

i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins

by k ziggy zaggy November 28, 2006