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Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.
The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.
by the big rico July 13, 2019
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Waddle the daddle

Waddle the daddle is another term for choking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off, etc. Term can be used with the bros
bro 1: Hey! I'm gonna go waddle the daddle!
Bro 2: what's that mean?
Bro 3: he's gonna go beat his meat to that instagram pic
by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020
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Waddle thy daddle

Waddle thy daddle means to beat your meat, but in a sophisticated upright way. Can be used with the bros at all times.
Bro 1: I'm going home to waddle thy daddle.
Bro 2: what is that?
Bro 3: he's gonna beat his meat bro!
by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020
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