Waconia 

Wac-town! A not so little farm town anymore, in the western suburbs of Minneapolis. Know for the hospital and umm...the hospital? Oh, also, the marching band resembles a cult. Waconia likes to stay away from the "rich suburban" sterotypes.

Lets go to Waconia and get hammered! Then go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning!

Waconia by DE 78 January 13, 2008

Sleep Wacknia 

Sufferers fall asleep uncontrollably immediatly after wacking off.

Other sysptoms:-
- Red Face
- Drool down the side of the mouth.
- Hairy palms
- Wearing kilts when not of scottish descent (Otherwise know as cross dressing)
- Rapid heart rate
- Beard
- Stickey substance found on the underside of their desks
- unusually enlarged bicep on one arm only.
- Strong grip
- Unusually high levels of endorphins during working hours
- Excessive vists to the Justin Bieber web site.
- Repeating the words "Oh Justin" with an ever escalating pitch.
- Tourette Style groaning when left alone for even short periods of time.

Sufferers are generally from the shallower end of the gene pool.

Treatment:-
There are only 3 known treatments:-
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Topical Cream
3. Wearing oven mitts held on by glue or gaffer tape on both hands.

NOTE: It has been suggested that the topical cream may have other side effects resulting in physical injury to the hand. However it has been found that, due to the length of travel in most sufferers, there is not enough momentum accumulated to cause even a bruise or a scratch.
The most effective cure seems to be getting a girlfriend but most sufferers do not have this option available as most also suffer from gargoyleitis, (being as hidiously ugly as a gargoyle).

Alex fell asleep at his desk after repeatly wacking himself off, he is a big sufferer of "Sleep Wacknia".

Sleep Wacknia by Josh Tonzing March 2, 2011

Wachniak 

A talented business orientated bipedal mammal originating in the Ukraine. The Wachniaks expanded there boarders into Canada in the early 1900's, then throughout North America. The Wachniak people are responsible for the early pioneering of western society. Many of the Wachniak contributions have had a significant affect on our society. Such as the "Motor Driven Sled" (snowmobile) and completely revolutionizing the structure behind the modern sale

You sold our bed!?!?!?! Where are we going to sleep? .... Your such a Wachniak!

Wachniak by Carmik huasa February 16, 2010

walonia 

A place in Europe where underdevelopped creatures reside.

John never pays his taxes, he must be from walonia

walonia by Bernardpc October 5, 2023