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When a large amount of "anus juice" is suddenly released from the anus, resulting in splash damage and a very strong stench being unleashed. Usually a side effect of taking a yakko, or large amounts of anal sex.
Bill: Ah shit man
Timmy: What is it ?
Bill: My ass, it feels all.....
*splash*
Timmy: Fuck dude, you just wacked all over my new carpet
Bill: Wacked my new trunks too. Get me a tissue
Wackko by Travis G January 14, 2004
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Wacko mode 

Complete and utter insanity; rock bottom. Something so obscure and deranged has gone "wacko mode"- as breach of normality and practically subverting the realms of possibility
Wacko mode by Consideryourselfshanked February 16, 2020
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wacko magnet 

adj. : any location that will attract wackos like moth to flame. Location can be, but not limited to; bus station, bus stop, city park, convenience store, hospital or any other general location without the regular presence of someone able or willing to kick them out on their crazy ass.
"Man ... I was downtown at the bus station and there was a dude, just sitting there, on the bench, shampooing his hair, eating it, and mumbling about tricycles?? The place is a real wacko magnet."

" Some nut job just ran through the hospital parking tower butt ass naked!

Yeap, more fun times at the wacko magnet"

wacko
loon
nutjop
nutter
crackers
crazy
bug
wacko magnet by Cr@zYD October 19, 2010

you're a wacko 

you're a wacko man (Thinking things you shouldnt, or saying somthing weird.)
you're a wacko by vferr094 November 8, 2007

wacko jacko 

defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative
"Did you read 'The Sun's' coverage on wacko jacko?"
wacko jacko by i'm from February 18, 2008

wackoflage 

The introduction of a noise source to intended to disguise the sound of masturbation. Especially in tight or congested quarters.

Mike: Do you think the sink is broken? The water has been running an awful long time.

Tim: No Stone is in there spankin' it, he must have the water on for wackoflage.
wackoflage by Stone Le' Bone April 12, 2008

wackjobian 

The type of person who lacks any skill in the usage of vocabulary and grammar. A wackjobian seems to believe that the government is watching him and is waiting for him to make a mistake. Most wackjobians are paranoid fucks, who find time in their day to hose down neighbors driveways, or .... stuff a turkey in a cooler, force themselves into your home and leave it in your living room for you to find as a surprise when you return home. A wackjobian also feels the need to inform you about what he's accomplished around the neighborhood without you even asking, not to mention, giving a fuck.
hey, there's that wackjobian again.... look what he's up to now! he painted your garage without you even asking!
wackjobian by capaydr January 30, 2012
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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