Wack Job

Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.

Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.

by Phoebe Beaver August 30, 2005

Wack Job

to masturbate, or give pleasure to one's self. Mostly used to describe male masturbation (jack off) but can still be used for female pleasuring.

'Dude why is Riley taking so long?' 'he's giving himself a wack job'

by smartblondeawsomeperson;) February 2, 2010

wack job

An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.

That guy is such a wack job.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

by day day July 24, 2004

wack-job

A really bad blow-job.

I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!

by mandythewombat April 26, 2015

Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.

I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.

by fuckedmysister March 22, 2019