yo wagwan piff
tingThe phrase '
Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a
Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are
baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.