A WMD, which stands for "weapon of mouth destruction," is an enormous lip full of chewing tobacco packed by a bro whilst chaying with his bros. WMDs are even bigger than gaggers --- this shit is legit.

Weapons of Mass Distraction aka Giant Boobs that will distract guys and cause them to act stupid.

Stands for woman of mass deception.

Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch.

Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.

Weapon of Mass Distruction - slang term used by well endowed gent when referring to his larger than average manhood

WHIP MY DICK.

A parody of the phrase "whip my hair" used instead in extreme mad cunt moments such as when sluts are seen flying through the air. Extreme notation enforced of "i dont fucking care" and "omg is this guy for real" when used. Can also refer to actual whipping of a dick, which can either mean jacking off at something exceptionally hot and uberliciously sexy or getting your dick actually whipped because you've been a bad boy (take of that what you will).

abbreviation for "wagging my dick"

usually used after stating an accomplishment