If the USA thinks you have em, they will bomb the shit outta you.

Man, we WMDed our own country....
by peter lanier April 2, 2008
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White Mans Dick - being afflicted with a too - small penis. When shrunk down to its smallest size, it looks like a stack of buttons.
In the showers at the gym - "look at the WMD on that poor bastard. No wonder, even though he's 6'6", they call him shorty"
by chiken gutz August 24, 2011
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Weapons of mass disappearance
Dammit, those smart Iraqis managed to get rid of their WMDs just before we invaded. Well, I suppose now that we're here, we should have a look...
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.

But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.
by caters June 22, 2005
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short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.
G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?
by kevin December 29, 2005
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an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.
Once Carli started working at the office her WMDs caused a major productivity decline.
by Geo X. & Ty Moy April 18, 2008
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