two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

trick whoopin

A trick = an attractive person
To whoop = to tap that, to have sex with
Ergo, trick whoopin = to have sex with attractive people.

Usually used in the context of a night on the prowl.

Dude, we're going trick whoopin tonight!

I'd whoop that trick.

by Mebalicious April 21, 2010