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whistlebutt 

(n.) usually you would use this term to refer to a fart or a particularly flatulent person.

(v) to have a whistle come from your butt (aka "rip a big one") and/or "cut the cheese"
We were sitting on the couch and Madison ripped a big one and just walked away. She walked away and Lindsey said, "what a whistlebutt!"

Whistlebutt 

EEEUUUGH QUINT? WHAT A WHISTLEBUTT.

Whistlenut 

The act of, or a person being completely and totally incompetent. Lacking qualification or ability. Incapable. A mentally deficient person. Not possissing the necessary ability and skill to do or carry out a task.
Great the whistlenut got assigned our file, get ready for a rodeo!
Whistlenut by Travis Houston October 16, 2010

Whistlebritches 

A term used for someone whos name cannot be remembered.
Man A: You should ask ol' Whistlebritches if he wants to go to the movies with us.

Man B: You mean John?

Man A: Yea, That guy.
Whistlebritches by Keado September 21, 2007

whistlebitch 

That girl that pours tequila directly into your mouth, while wearing hot-pants and blowing obnoxiously into her whistle.
I went to Papas & Beer last night for my birthday and I can't remember anything after I met the whistlebitch.

whistlenutting

The act of anal sex performed on a decked-out rodeo clown when attempted by either man or beast (bulls, horses, etc).
There's a pretty good chance of whistlenutting when Baskets The Clown participates in Spain's Running Of The Bulls.
whistlenutting by thafritz September 2, 2017