1 definition by Whiffle King

1. a complete lack of whiffle
2. An alternative to go big or go home
3. Skip Whiffle Ball, Play in the big leagues.

4. Whiffle spelled with an H, because fuck you, we can.
Snail Racer is No Whiffle
by Whiffle King August 11, 2010
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