WHCA 2.0 

A joint-military organization(except for Marines since they're good for nothing but stopping bullets) based in Washington, DC. WHCA has absolutely no idea how a military unit is supposed to be run and is slightly less organized then a boy scout jamboree. The chain of command is an almost non-existant entity in WHCA, unless you do something that might get you in trouble, then your leadership will magically appear to chew your ass and disappear just as fast.
The main goal of everyone in WHCA is try to make themselves look good, mainly by screwing you over at every chance they can. It looks good on your resume when you get out of the military, which most people do after being in whca for 4-5 years, because they can't stand the mindless, boring, and idiotic taskings that come out every day. You will probably lose your mind and consider physically harming those around you on almost a daily basis. There is no such thing in WHCA as a "day off" since even on your scheduled "days off" you will probably be called to come in to work so you can do some worthless paperwork, or to listen to someone lecture you on things they already sent to you in e-mails.
WHCA is also a great way to waste 4-5 years of life while feeling like you accomplished absolutely nothing and spending even less time with your family then you did when you were deployed.

I really hated spending time with my family so decided to join WHCA 2.0. Now I barely ever see them.

WHCA 2.0 by I would rather be deployed February 19, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012