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webnoise 

Links unrelated to your search that dominate your Google results because your search term has another, more obscure meaning. The latter is usually a personal or brand name, a porn slang term or the pseudonym of an extremely prolific blogger.
I'm doing research on the bird group known as Corvida, but since a woman who calls herself Corvida Raven started her own network, 90 percent of my search results turn out to be webnoise.
webnoise by mynah1 June 2, 2009
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Webnesia 

A form of minor amnesia for when you inexplicably experience the burning urge to look something up and immediately rush to the proper website to look something up only to forget what you wanted to search for.
I was falling asleep on the couch one night, when suddenly, a random thought popped into my head. I rushed to my computer and brought Google up, but by the time I was ready to search for anything, I experienced Webnesia.
Webnesia by Tekkenfreek234 December 31, 2010

webnoxious 

Annoying web "features" such as pop-ups, pop-unders, favorites icons, embeded sounds, items requiring rare plugins, banner ads that blink or cover site content, sites that won't let you in because you're not running the right browser, etc.
Designers should charge clients triple-time if they start asking for a webnoxious site.

Webnapped 

Webnapped is when you go on the internet to look for one particular thing and end up staying locked into the internet for hours looking at random shit that has nothing to do with what you originally wanted to see or do.
I went on to wikipedia to find out what waka-flaka is but got webnapped into watching 2girls1cup
Webnapped by Mrmoresex July 6, 2012

webnesia 

forgetting what you were going to look-up on the web as soon as you sat down in front of the computer
I totally had webnesia last night when I was looking for the movie on-line
webnesia by R Todd April 29, 2008
A once entertaining and enjoyable chat network that was overtaken with over 320,000 Malaysian and Indonesian boatpeople (Affectionately called Flies). Their admins are renown for having their heads up their bums.

The worst chat network on the Internet. Type /list at your own risk.
Man this place sucks. But at least we aren't on webnet!

I wanted to make love to a 10 yr old asian boy, now I have! THANKS WEBNET!

SPEAK ENGLISH!!! God damn fucking Webnet!!!
webnet by CyberNobler August 1, 2003