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webnoise 

Links unrelated to your search that dominate your Google results because your search term has another, more obscure meaning. The latter is usually a personal or brand name, a porn slang term or the pseudonym of an extremely prolific blogger.
I'm doing research on the bird group known as Corvida, but since a woman who calls herself Corvida Raven started her own network, 90 percent of my search results turn out to be webnoise.
webnoise by mynah1 June 2, 2009
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Webnesia 

A form of minor amnesia for when you inexplicably experience the burning urge to look something up and immediately rush to the proper website to look something up only to forget what you wanted to search for.
I was falling asleep on the couch one night, when suddenly, a random thought popped into my head. I rushed to my computer and brought Google up, but by the time I was ready to search for anything, I experienced Webnesia.
Webnesia by Tekkenfreek234 December 31, 2010

webnoxious 

Annoying web "features" such as pop-ups, pop-unders, favorites icons, embeded sounds, items requiring rare plugins, banner ads that blink or cover site content, sites that won't let you in because you're not running the right browser, etc.
Designers should charge clients triple-time if they start asking for a webnoxious site.

Webnapped 

Webnapped is when you go on the internet to look for one particular thing and end up staying locked into the internet for hours looking at random shit that has nothing to do with what you originally wanted to see or do.
I went on to wikipedia to find out what waka-flaka is but got webnapped into watching 2girls1cup
Webnapped by Mrmoresex July 6, 2012

webnesia 

forgetting what you were going to look-up on the web as soon as you sat down in front of the computer
I totally had webnesia last night when I was looking for the movie on-line
webnesia by R Todd April 29, 2008
A once entertaining and enjoyable chat network that was overtaken with over 320,000 Malaysian and Indonesian boatpeople (Affectionately called Flies). Their admins are renown for having their heads up their bums.

The worst chat network on the Internet. Type /list at your own risk.
Man this place sucks. But at least we aren't on webnet!

I wanted to make love to a 10 yr old asian boy, now I have! THANKS WEBNET!

SPEAK ENGLISH!!! God damn fucking Webnet!!!
webnet by CyberNobler August 1, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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