When someone uses the Vulcan hand sign meaning "Live long and prosper" from Star Trek to insert the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina; and the ring and pinky fingers into her anus.
A variation of "two in the pink; one in the stink"
"I gave this dirtybutt the old Vulcan Salute last night and had to wash my hands immediately after."
The full Vulcan salute was an extended verse of Live Long and Prosper, you use it when returning to Vulcan or to give off your Star Trek vibes. The first bit and last bit is from Star Trek but the rest is to fill in the gaps.
Here’s what you say:
Live long and prosper, Image of Vulcan, Guardian of Spock, Speaker of Vuhlkansu, Living here today, Peace and long Life.
And that’s how to say the full Vulcan salute.
When saying guardian of Spock you can also say guardian of (person you are doing it to)
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.