Vortex Syndrome 

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

Vortex Syndrome by Laevsky March 13, 2008

devil vortex saws 

23 saws above ToshDeluxe's version of the Geometry Dash level scattered in a very recognizable pattern. The saws are there to match the amount of objects in the original version of the level, as Tosh added some objects to make the level automatic in some parts, however the level couldn't be uploaded then. This became a short-lived meme when it happened, but was revived in June-July 2022.

This is my Tuvalu flag redesign with the pattern of the Devil vortex saws.

devil vortex saws by DJpro39 July 31, 2022

Devil Vortex Sawblades 

A meme refers to those "stupid sawblade placements" that circulating roughly on 2020. The original was came from ToshDeluxe's Devil Vortex fake verification video, which people point up the wrongly sawblades rotating. This led to a massive joke around 2020, where people posting a still image of Devil Vortex Sawblades and even more recreation pictures, and it was in Ludwig's r/place.

Bro look at those Devil Vortex sawblades that I can't stop laugh of how funny it was!

Devil Vortex Sawblades by clustifle649 August 16, 2022

vortex_scar

He is a gorilla tag player and can juke

Vortex_Scar is a small content creator having fun

vortex_scar by Harper T. Green March 8, 2022

Vortex of Shit 

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

Vortex of Shit by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. 

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.

Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019

Sauce Vortex 

(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.

(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.

(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”

(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”

Sauce Vortex by gillfish February 20, 2009