Voice Mail

When yo momma yells in an envelope.

"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."

by Brain Bubbles January 6, 2009

Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010

magic voice mail

A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.

by richomundo October 27, 2008

Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012

Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.

"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."

by skm7227 April 18, 2010

voice mail courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

by andytheclark August 28, 2009

voice mail hell

When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.

I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?

by Joel 1952. May 28, 2006