voelzke

Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.

Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!

The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!

Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!

voelzke by Oswald Cogbottom February 14, 2007

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Voelker

Truly a call of the wild individual who always garners the attention of the most incredible ladies in the room. Voelker quickly commands the attention of those around him with his stone posture and unheard of command presence. A true law enforcement professional.

Deputy Voelker is on duty, all is well.

Voelker by AhumbleMonkey April 2, 2019

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voelcker

An engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. Obsesed with reinacting Hamlet, with the emotions and everything. An english teacher who refers to idiots as "the giggle twins," and believes he is a certified ninja.

Alex: "Where's our teacher?"

(voelcker jumps out from behind Alex)

voelcker: "Gotcha!"

Alex: "Gaah!"

voelcker by kateyene-nissa January 12, 2010

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Velzke

A common Minnesotan last name, most commonly used in Morristown. Usually pronounced by retarded people who forget to say the l so it comes out Vezke. Its Velzke and is German.... dumbasses

Telemarketer: Hello is Mr or Mrs Vezke there?
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!

Velzke by 69dashit69 September 28, 2009