The female version of whiskey dick: when a woman can't reach an orgasm because she's to drunk
Guy 1: did u hear what happen to Samantha after her drunken fiasco?
Guy 2: no what happen?
Guy 1: she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ass going to town on that ass but she couldn't come?
Guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.