Vodka Vag 

Vodka Vag is the term given to a woman who has a dry pussy due to drinking too many dry vodka martini's.

I tried to get with that drunk chick last night, but she had a bad case of "Vodka Vag"!

Vodka Vag by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

vodka vag 

The female version of whiskey dick: when a woman can't reach an orgasm because she's to drunk

Guy 1: did u hear what happen to Samantha after her drunken fiasco?
Guy 2: no what happen?
Guy 1: she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ass going to town on that ass but she couldn't come?
Guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!

vodka vag by munkz1er November 1, 2013

Vodka Vag 

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

Vodka Vag by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017

Vodka Vagina 

girls version of whiskey dick.

I heard that Becka would like to give Jeremy a "vodka vagina" at the pervert's party this weekend.

Vodka Vagina by Tijuanaprincess March 5, 2011

vodka vage 

When u go down on someone and you can taste their night out

Damn you've got a vodka vage

vodka vage by The 3 N's February 26, 2017