The female version of whiskey dick: when a woman can't reach an orgasm because she's to drunk
Guy 1: did u hear what happen to Samantha after her drunken fiasco?
Guy 2: no what happen?
Guy 1: she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ass going to town on that ass but she couldn't come?
Guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)