A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.
I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day
The perpetrator eats the victim’s deodorant, then fills up the empty container with his own semen. The victim then uses the cum filled deodorant container. Later that night the perpetrator licks the top layer of the semen while also getting the victims layer of sweat.
Does not exist. Marco lost it under a table inside a middle school where no one has found it. People say if you go under the exact table and yell pussy then his virginity will appear right in front of your eyes.