Vineyard Vines 

Clothes for douchebags.

Omg is that guy wearing Vineyard Vines? What a douche.

Vineyard Vines by hippieyogi December 10, 2016

Vineyard Vines 

A brand of clothing by Martha's Vineyard. Typically worn by white boys, but seen on the "popular" kids of all races. Comes in colors:
* Pink
*Salmon
*Light Blue
*Tan

Boy 1: He's popular?!?
Boy 2: Yeah.
Boy 1: But he doesn't even wear Vineyard Vines!

Girl 1: You can't wear Vineyard, Molly! You haven't even been there.
Girl 2: Uggh, neither have you Tiffany!

Vineyard Vines by TooUrban4U May 17, 2015

Vineyard Vines 

A preppy brand of clothing started by two brothers (Shep and Ian). It has got a laid back, sort of relax and hang out in Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket sort of theme. It is growing in popularity and they even opened their flagship store in Edgartown (Martha's Vineyard) last year (July 2005). They make fun, comofortable clothing and accessories. It is sort of known as a "new preppy" style, and is very New England. They make a lot of nice ties, with fun, creative prints.

"Hey Ted, lets go buy a few ties at Murray's Toggery Shop"
"Ok, let me just grab my Vineyard Vines 'harbor vest,' its so comfortable."

Vineyard Vines by TM April 19, 2006

Vineyard Vines 

Literally some average clothing with a whale on it. Everyone buys it for no reason to be "cool"

Like, O M GEE! I got a vineyard vines shirt! I am sooo cool!!!

Vineyard Vines by BlueDuckYT February 4, 2018

Vineyard Vines 

Vineyard Vines is a new clothing brand best known for its brightly colored polo shirts and colorful ribbon belts. It has not yet been tarnished by GDI's, and it is not sold in department stores or malls. the logo is a really cool looking whale.

Preppy guy- should i wear my green or pink Vineyard Vines belt with this?
Girl- definetley the green on with the mermaids on it

Vineyard Vines by galang alang alang March 24, 2006

Vineyard Vines 

The best clothing company ever made

Hey man, is that tie Vineyard Vines?

Pffft, you know it!

Vineyard Vines by Charles Hargrave August 20, 2006

vineyard vines 

Once considered generally cool, this brand of preppy retail clothing has since become symbolic with certain upper-class groups dedicated to furthering only themselves.

Almost exclusively made in China. Poorly made and ill-fitting, they usually come in obnoxious pastels.

Still popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males and prep-school students (see The 1%). Also popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males in private school fraternities.

Chad went to the frat party wearing his best vineyard vines outfit - a pink polo shirt and red Bermuda shorts - in hopes that the house president would instantly recognize he was a man of wealth and status. Chad wanted to experience the frat's exclusive access to the best drugs, women and legal counsel.

vineyard vines by Un-occupy Wallstreet February 15, 2013