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Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja 

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
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Vietnamese Shame wheel 

A wheel with your dirtiest fantasies on there, the contestant who spins the wheel has to live out the fantasie.
Write five fantasies add them to the Vietnamese shame wheel. Which ever it lands on you will perform with the partner at hand.

Vietnamese Shame Wheel 

Don't ask, your not ready.
Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
Vietnamese Shame Wheel by Fed99 April 15, 2011

Vietnamese Socketwrench 

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I tried to talk my girl into giving me a vietnamese socketwrench the other night but she wasn't feeling it.

Vietnamese Swiss cheese

The gooks back in 'nam we filled with bullet holes
We turned that one into some Vietnamese Swiss Cheese!!

Vietnamese Shame Wheel 

You write your dirtiest fantasies on a wheel and spin it. Whatever it lands on you and your partner do that.
"Bro we totally used the Vietnamese Shame Wheel last night. We got to 69

Vietnamese Sunrise 

A vietnamese sunrise is when you shove bamboo chips into your foreskin and then wank.
Man, I had a Vietnamese Sunrise last week, and I'm still pissing like I got kidney cancer.