A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.
I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.
by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022
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