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ven·dee

noun-
plural ven·dies ven·dees,

verb-
ven·died ven·deed, ven·dy·ing. ven·dee·ing

1. Individuals whom hang around the vending machines typically smoking 'cigs'.
-Sub-cultures of this demographic can also taken from the meta classifications of all popular cultures or cliques and redefined and suffixed with the term 'vendy'.
-Unfortunately, anyone can be a vendy.
Bro: 'Dude, I just tried to grab a bag of chips from the machine around the corner, and got stared down by a bunch of vendies'

Dude: 'Haha! Was it the hipster vendies? I've never had trouble with them before."

Bro: 'Nah dude, the goth vendies. I'm pretty sure one of them hissed at me.'

Dude: 'Damn Bro, I dont know whats up, but I heard the emo vendies were acting up too.'

Bro: 'Yea, I heard Homie talking about how he got vendied by them yesterday.'

Dude: 'Almost make me want to start vendying just so i can grab something to eat.'

Bro: 'Whoa Dude, too far!'
Vendy by abe'bro'ham lincoln October 15, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
Shes te prettiest And cutest angel, shes really fun And easy going.she is a dancing queen And a goof ball she is very positive and will make your mood better when you see her,you need to have a vendy in your life
Vendy is the best friend you need to have she is a cute angel
Vendy by Vendy candy October 17, 2019
Related Words

Vendy Bear 

A massive lesbian, she luvs drinkin from the furry muff. Has a cute lil accent and cant say adam ''adem'' also she wants her donkey
Vendy Bear, vendolina
Vendy Bear by adamg86 August 21, 2008

vendy mish

A mission to the vendy(vending machine). Usually takes place when groups of kids are on tour in a different country and are in need of sustainance late at night.
"Man, I could really go for some Reece's Pieces, who's up for a vendy mish?"
vendy mish by GentleBen July 2, 2006

vendy legs 

Vendy legs refers to the shape and size of ones humongous, vending machine like, legs. A term in which is used to describe ones fat, chunky, McDonald filled legs.
An example being ...
"oi look at that nutter hes got pure vendy legs like"
Another example being ...
"loves doing sbc's seen his vendy legs''
vendy legs by freemoneu February 28, 2019
An absolutely beautiful and nice creature that you can only love. She is just so nice and yeah...
Also she's from Czech Republic!!
Oh, look at that girl! She is so nice! She has to be a Vendula!
Vendula by Like apple jam August 30, 2019

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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