Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

Velvet Merlin by electrical discharge April 22, 2014

Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.

During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.

Velvet Merlin by JackAwful October 3, 2014