Veiny Bastard Share definition Flag A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina. Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard. Veiny Bastard by The Digg February 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Veiny Bastard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch