A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
1. An accident waiting to happen. There's a reason why women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia!
2. Testament that being a whore gets them big toys
3. A blessing to vehicle & medical insurance companies
2. Testament that being a whore gets them big toys
3. A blessing to vehicle & medical insurance companies
Guy1: "Hear about that massive 8 car pile up?"
Guy2: "Yeah - what caused that"
Guy1: "Women in big vehicles"
Guy2: "Yeah - what caused that"
Guy1: "Women in big vehicles"
by GetBentFgt October 17, 2009
A large customized SUV. They are a stylized version of the security vehicles, used for safely transporting diplomats and officials in dangerous third world countries.
Check out Rob and Big's Urban Assault Vehicle!
by Cool Moldy September 2, 2010
1. A 2.5 liter turbocharged all wheel drive Subaru Legacy GT driven by race car driver Andrew Lim, himself. It is truly a car in its rarest form, however commonly mistaken for a Toyota Camry. If you see this car on the road, you might as well just recline your seats and close your eyes because this is a definite sleeper!
2. Also, U.O.V.
2. Also, U.O.V.
by Andrew Lim August 10, 2008
An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.
Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 22, 2019
Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!
Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
by TTM September 21, 2004
An large vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with modifications to make it appear larger, taller, and more aggressive, and more "off-road capable" (but not used off-road).
If you were thinking about questioning Chad's masculinity, take one look at his new $90k Emotional Support Vehicle and put that thought out of your head.
by tweiz August 21, 2023