Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer,
Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said
yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV
may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-
ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted
Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the
time trucks are NOT MAV'
s, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children.
Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs,
get off your fucking
cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!
Damn, check out the milf in the
MAV!
