Vegetarian Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.

"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."

by Bryianzum April 25, 2006

vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

by Victor May 20, 2003

vegetarian hot lunch

The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."

Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.

by Harry Blumpkins February 1, 2003

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013