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Vegas Face 

The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.
Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”

That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”
Vegas Face by Koshell September 23, 2020
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Las Vegas Facelift 

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.
Las Vegas Facelift by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009

Facebook Vegan 

And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans

Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
Facebook Vegan by XXXRIP September 12, 2018