Veals

Piece of ass underage girls that you'd love to bang, but have a slight, yet very easily overcome moral objection to doing so. Kinda like eating veal.

I passed the highschool while a truck load of Veals were going to the bus, made my mouth water.

by Shinylunchbox December 20, 2016

veal crates

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

ValsPals

A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, violence, alcoholism, and destruction of public properties. These people, regardless of race, run there mouths, talk trash, and are self-centered and have no regard for other human beings.

I saw ValsPals at the club last night stirring the pot and causing trouble with innocent customers.

by John2021 August 24, 2020

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Veal With It

A phrase used instead of "Deal With It" when eating meat, preferably Veal. Can be used to deflect accusations towards yourself from another, or as a cheesy line in an action movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he may kill a guy who is eating Veal at the time.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude! Thats my veal! I saved it from the other night!
Dude 2: VEAL WITH IT! MOTHAFUCKA!

Example 2
Evil Posh Guy: Oh Clarence, this Veal is simply divine!
*Arnie smashes door down, and shoots everyone in the room without hesitation*
Arnie: VEAL WITH IT! (In thick Austrian accent)

by FourteenAjk13 December 3, 2011

Valsone

stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue.

Mani sir valsoned that girl.

by thethaillander July 4, 2022

veal pen

the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered

"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal. after that, he's headed to the slaughterhouse"

by jrot May 21, 2008